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Escapades of a PSU Executive - #Metoo.

Escapades of an Idiot - X This is an imaginary series of the experiences of an idiotic PSU executive, working in a ‘Global fortune 500’ company. Please note that any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. In Teliya Oil there is an issue related to safety called “Near Miss”. In this, the officers are supposed to report incidents which although did not result in any major safety mishap was still a – “Near Miss”. Today the Idiot will write about three “Near Miss - # Metoo” moments of Teliya Oil. Incident–I: One day two young officers – one male and one female entered a Head-Honcho’s room. Now that day Mogambo was in a good mood. He politely inquired about the health condition of the officers. The male officer (Ravi) said he is alright except for some pain in the neck and the lady officer (Neha) said that she is fine except too stressed because of work pressure. Immediately Mogambo became all helpful and sympathetic. He said “Touch Therapy – (TT in...
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Musings on #Metoo

Musings on #Metoo. Male sexuality is marked by aggression. The dominant male hormone testosterone which results in his sexuality also creates aggressive behaviour. The fact is very well documented and studied in the natural world. Female sexuality is basically marked by the nourishment of the male ego. The dominant female hormone is Estrogen. Life is the creation of the interplay of these two primordial instincts. The relationship is complex and defies an easy synopsis. This is especially so when women sometimes prefer a dominant partner rather than a sensitive gentleman. The sexual functioning of a human being is completely different from his other achievements because it is not totally guided by the rational mind, but by instinct. As such a human being with otherwise great achievements in any field might still have unpredictable sexual behaviour. Rather, people with great capabilities suffer more from deviant sexual behaviour, because their minds are perennially in ...
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Escapades of a PSU Executive - IX Home they brought her warrior dead.

Escapades of a PSU Executive – IX This is an imaginary series of the experiences of an idiotic PSU executive, working in a ‘Global fortune 500’ company. Please note that any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. Home they brought her warrior dead.  Sudden and painful death is an ever-present eventuality in a soldier’s life. How does a soldier or his family members handle an incident like the death of a near and dear one? Strange though it may sound, the men in uniform had devised a way to tackle death within certain norms. The way the defense services handles death on duty is one of the most exalted parts of life in the defense services.  The Idiot witnessed death during duty of many defense service members and here he will make an attempt to describe the situations and his understanding of the events.  Incident – I: A young major reported for duty with his wife and child after returning from leave. After landing in Mohanba...
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Escapades of a PSU Executive - Those magnificent man in their starched uniforms.

Escapades of a PSU Executive – VIII (Venom index 2/10) This is an imaginary series of the experiences of an idiotic PSU executive, working in a ‘Global fortune 500’ company. Please note that any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. Those magnificent men in their starched uniforms. The Idiot loves his Teliya Oil job because it has given him an exposure into a wholly different world. One of his most enlivening experiences has been interaction with the Indian Air Force, The Indian Army, Border Security Force, Border Roads Organization, CRPF etc. His work profiles in the Aviation Fuel group and Institution Business group ensured that he had a great interaction with these smart men in their starched uniforms. This piece is dedicated to the magnificent men serving in defense services of this country. One day, the station commander of 42 Wing AF gave an appointment to the Idiot at 08.00 AM. The meeting would happen right in the morning when the station ...
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Escapades of a PSU Executive - The foaming river.

Escapades of a PSU Executive – VII This is an imaginary series of the experiences of an idiotic PSU executive, working in a ‘Global fortune 500’ company. Please note that any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. The Idiot was born mediocre. Teliya Oil rightly considers the Idiot as a very mediocre person. The Idiot has reconciled himself with that situation. This small incident will prove why the Idiot can never break the barrier of “VG” and reach the “OS” rating in his EMPS or APA. The foaming river. This incident happened when the Idiot was posted at Mohanbari Airport. Mohanbari was the gateway to Doom Dooma AFS, Passighat AFS and Along AFS. Any senior officer of the aviation department who had to visit these locations first came to Mohanbari AFS from where the arrangements were done for visiting these upcountry locations, by the Idiot. It was the month of August and the whole of Assam was facing the onslaught of the annual fl...
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